Jojo talks about Audition and the torture of slow burn cinema!
Ugly, sometimes people ain’t worth the skin they’re printed on, and in that respect, I ain’t no exception. I’ve left you here to rot for months without an update! And for that, I am sorry, but in my defense I have a damn good reason. Takashi Miike‘s Audition is boring. (That’s right, I said it!) […]
Jojo peels back the flesh on Pascal Laugier's Martyrs
Hey Ugly! Glad to see you could be bothered to pay us another visit. I, writer/cartoonist Jordan Jojo Carlman, have been worried sick! Though you sure picked a great time to pop in, because I just got done watching Pascal Laugier‘s titillating tale of torture, Martyrs. Now Ugly, I am a man of deplorable film […]
A practical exercise in being mad about movie trailers for all ages.
Did you feel that? That’s right, Internet, it wasn’t the LA earthquake. That was the tremor of yet another comic book inspired movie trailer being released for you to yawp about on social media. And as per usual, the dueling camps are filling up quickly with people submitting their respective “Woots” and “Boos” on news feeds […]
I wanted to do a lot of things tonight. First? Watch the season finale to HBO’s new hit series, True Detective. Second? Praise/bitch about it on the interwebs. Instead I am here, like many fans who rely on streaming for their main television fix, rocking back and forth uncontrollably, resorting to animal sacrifice at the altar that […]
Jojo cuts into A SERBIAN FILM, the false prophet of disturbing cinema!
Hey Ugly! Thanks for joining in on another flesh flaking installment of JOJO’S CINEMATIC DISTURBAPORIUM BLOG! Where I- writer/cartoonist, Jordan Jojo Carlman- rummage through the filthiest of disturbing cinema for your entertainment! You lucky pig, you! Well I hope this time you got all your shots, because we’re going all the way with the hyper violent sex opus A Serbian […]
I’m really asking, is it just me, or does the most recent trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 make an attempt to reach out to young black audiences that have not had a proper voice in the comic world? Wait, racial taboo surrounding a Spider-Man film? Hasn’t this already happened? Well in case you don’t remember, […]