Jordan Carlman

JCDB–Audition!

JCDB–Audition!

Jojo talks about Audition and the torture of slow burn cinema!

  Ugly, sometimes people ain’t worth the skin they’re printed on, and in that respect, I ain’t no exception. I’ve left you here to rot for months without an update! And for that, I am sorry, but in my defense I have a damn good reason. Takashi Miike‘s Audition is boring. (That’s right, I said it!) […]

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Jojotoon!: SharkNATO

Jojotoon!: SharkNATO

 

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JCDB!–Martyrs: The French Frighten Me

JCDB!–Martyrs: The French Frighten Me

Jojo peels back the flesh on Pascal Laugier's Martyrs

    Hey Ugly! Glad to see you could be bothered to pay us another visit. I, writer/cartoonist Jordan Jojo Carlman, have been worried sick! Though you sure picked a great time to pop in, because I just got done watching Pascal Laugier‘s titillating tale of torture, Martyrs. Now Ugly, I am a man of deplorable film […]

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JCDB!–A SERBIAN FILM: The False Prophet of Disturbing Cinema

JCDB!–A SERBIAN FILM: The False Prophet of Disturbing Cinema

Jojo cuts into A SERBIAN FILM, the false prophet of disturbing cinema!

Hey Ugly! Thanks for joining in on another flesh flaking installment of JOJO’S CINEMATIC DISTURBAPORIUM BLOG! Where I- writer/cartoonist, Jordan Jojo Carlman- rummage through the filthiest of disturbing cinema for your entertainment! You lucky pig, you! Well I hope this time you got all your shots, because we’re going all the way with the hyper violent sex opus A Serbian […]

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Does The Newest Spider-Man Trailer Raise Questions About Racial Taboo?

Does The Newest Spider-Man Trailer Raise Questions About Racial Taboo?

I’m really asking, is it just me, or does the most recent trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 make an attempt to reach out to young black audiences that have not had a proper voice in the comic world? Wait, racial taboo surrounding a Spider-Man film? Hasn’t this already happened? Well in case you don’t remember, […]

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JOJO’S CINEMATIC DISTURBAPORIUM BLOG!

JOJO’S CINEMATIC DISTURBAPORIUM BLOG!

Jojo digs his teeth deep into a fleshy helping of MEET THE FEEBLES!

Hey, Ugly! Welcome to the very first post of JOJO’s CINEMATIC DISTURBAPORIUM BLOG!  I’m writer/cartoonist Jordan “Jojo” Carlman, popularly known in the “I live with my parents” communities for my underground comic site Rumble Owl. I’ve brought you here today with the very special task of diving eyeballs deep into the still beating baboon’s heart […]